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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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Over thinking will be the death of me

It’s killing me to see her this way

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check out my new mix on 8 tracks for more songs to fix you. LINK BELOW

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youmatterlifeline:

Reblog this for suicide prevention.

youmatterlifeline:

Reblog this for suicide prevention.

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

THIS AGAIN

(Source: nicklugo, via ashughlee)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it